Laugh for?

Pendidikan kanak-kanak is one of the subject that i learn this semester. Our lecturer----Encik Ramlan is a funny guy. Haha~ He always tells us cold jokes. Lolz. His jokes so lame.


You heard this before?

 After first year of marriage, wife talks and husband listens;


After second year of marriage, husband talks and wife listens;


After third year of marriage, husband and wife talk, everybody listens.


You get my point? * blur*


"Yea! Everybody listens." He continued.


After third year of marriage, husband and wife quarrel, the everybody ( neighbors) listens . Lolz.


Funny right? Haha~


Another silly joke he told us:


There's a woman went shopping.


She told the cashier: " Saya nak ambil minyak ini free lah!"


Then, the cashier said: " Ini bukan free lah. Perlu beli!"


" Bukanlah! Memang free. Sana tulis free." 


Then, the cashier checked the wrap of that oil again and again, but he still didn't find any words saying the oil is free.


The woman got the oil and showed it to the cashier.


"Nah~ cholesterol FREE! "

=.="

Don't know whether it's really Pendidikan Kanak-kanak or Pendidikan Lawak.